Trick or Treat? 99¢ Whore says: “I don’t like callin’ what I do ‘turnin’ tricks’ cuz that sounds like I’m tryin’ 2 fool somebody.” I’d call it more of a ‘treat.’”

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Paying more than 99¢ for Halloween stuff? Now THAT’S scary!

Don’t be a-scared uh no ghosts! Come on in 4 some sweet-treats!

 

Trick?  Or Treat? Whatever you call it, 99 Cent Whore’s door is ALWAYS open for good little ghosts, hungry old goblins, and world-weary witches. 

 

 

 

When recently interviewed at register two, Poverty Hollow’s own 99¢ Whore said she wouldn’t DREAM of charging her valued customers more than 99¢ for her specialized services,so she certainly wouldn’t tell them to spend more than 99¢ on things as important to little ones as plastic punkin-head buckets and glow in the dark axes!